(a poem to be read fast)

Karen is not barren – she is with brood ~ Karen’s not wearin’ just any old crude

Designer labels nor loose fitting bag ~ Her breasts are perky with the slightest of sag

Karen, she eats with a knife and a fork ~ Karen eats vegetables tofu and pork

Karen bleeds red like everyone here ~ She’s a so-so driver that doesn’t like beer

She pees on a stick that says she is preggers ~ She always gives cash to ubiquitous beggars

Karen’s no different from you or from me

Except that for maybe I stand when I pee

Identity politics stinks to the core

Take it away

What a fucking bore!